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Tuesday, August 7, 2012

MDAU WETU NAIKI


 Mdau katika pozi
Mdau na Mamie zake
Jumamosi
Site ya Meja Msengi
Bonyokwa

BONYOKWA HII TENA

 Nyungo za Ving'amuzi na Umeme teletele
 Vijiwe vyetu
Na wahudumu fasta
Jumamosi
Hii ndiyo Bonyokwa yetu
Nilikuwepo huko kwenye "Site" ya Meja Msengi kushuhudia akianzia ujenzi wa itakayokuwa residence yake. Tukapata na fursa ya kuvinjali hapa na pale.

DALADALA NA VISA VYAKE

 
Pamoja na visa vyake kuwa Daladala haijai, bado kuna mambo zaidi usiyoyajua kwa wasiopanda/hawajapanda Daladala zetu za Bongo Darisalama kutoka kwa WADAU wake.
Hapa ni visa vichache................
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Mlokole:   "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."

Konda:       "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
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Abiria:      "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda:      "hao wengine wamekalia ndoo?! "
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Abiria:       "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio..."
Konda:      "Sheria za nchi tu zinatushinda, tusikilize na zako!? hebu tupunguzie misheria"
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Mmama:    "Bwana ondoa gari joto sana!!"
Konda:       "Usituzingue wewe, shuka upande fridge...."
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Konda:       "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma, ingia...."
Anti:         "Siwezi kaa siti za nyuma..."
Konda:      "Kwenda zako wewe, Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
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Sister duu:   "Konda unanibana bwana..."
Konda:        "mbona nguo ulizovaa huzisemi, kama ulitaka kujiachia ungekodi treni peke yako!!!"
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Sharobaro:    "Kuna kiti?! Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda:          "Kama unaogopa kukosa kiti si ungebeba chako!!?"
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MDAU WETU

Mboni Bhuto
Journalist/Actress

my SUNDAY BREAK FAST

Naikumbukaga sana

Thursday, August 2, 2012

MACHWEO KINYEREZI





MAISHA HAYA MPAKA LINI??

Jumatano, Nyerere Rd Vingunguti
Sijui ni maisha magumu au mazoea.
Mheshimiwa huyu akihatarisha maisha yake kwa kujaribu kukomba mabaki ya mafuta toka kwenye Tanker. Aghalabu akiwa mwenye bahati huambulia robo au nusu lita hivi.
Na bei elekezi ya Ewura kwa jana ilikuwa Petroli 2010 na Dizeli 1945.